Top 10 Reasons Madonna and Guy Ritchie are Getting a Divorce

Top Ten Reasons Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Getting a Divorce

10. Still blaming each other for “Swept Away”

9. Guy tired of Cone Shaped Bra poking him in the eyes.

8. “Sex” book was evidently a work of fiction.

7. Britney is a MUCH better kisser than Guy.

6. She has decided to adopt a new husband from Malawi.

5. Madonna apparently NOT “Like a Virgin”

4. Her British accent is better than his…

3. She is wayyyyy “Ritchier” than he is!”

2. Guy tired of Madonna yelling out “Oh Sean” in bed!

1. Just never Got Into the Groove…

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