Top 10 Design Features That Make the New Olympic Swimsuit SUPER-FAST!!!
June 30, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top 10 Design Features That Make the New Olympic Swimsuit SUPER-FAST!!! 
10. Patented “Silent but Deadly” propulsion system.
9. Inside of suit lined with trans-dermal, slow-release cocaine.
8. Suits equipped with Verizon High-speed DSL.
7. Supersonic crotch rockets.
6. Hallucinogens in the suit make swimmer believe they are being chased by a shark.
5. It’s just like the one Ghandi wore…(He went on a Super-fast too!)
4. Each suit comes with FREE laser hair removal from Ideal Image
3. Mens suit designed by FedEx, experts at delivering packages quickly.
2. Women’s suit designed by Paris Hilton, the fastest woman on the planet.
1. No restrictor plate.
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