Cranky Call - The Dollar Store
Love the Dollar Store! Especially when they employee disgruntled, lethargic, and apathetic people like this chick.
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Cranky Call - The Breast Implants
This is the BREAST call ever! I still can’t believe what happened…after years of Cranky Callin’ it still amazes me what people will do!
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Celebrity Father’s Day Greetings
Hulk Hogan from Nick Hogan:
“Roses are red, I’m lucky to be alive,
I’ll take you to lunch in 9 months, but You’ll have to drive.”
To Hulk Hogan from Brooke Hogan:
“Violets are blue, and so is the ocean,
I love it when you rub my inner thighs with lotion.”
To Billy Ray from Miley Cyrus:
“Roses are Red and you are my Pop
Maybe next time you won’t let me take off my top!”
To Ashton Kutcher from Bruce Willis:
“Roses and red and sometimes grow wild,
I still can’t believe my wife’s bangin a child!”
To President Bush from Jenna Bush:
“My bouquet was white when I married the guy I was dating,
And I took his last name to improve my approval rating.”
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The “Incredible Sulk!” - Breaking Cinder Blocks On Mikey’s Chest
This morning we gave Mikey P “4 Stunt Bucks” for allowing us to smash cinder blocks on his chest with a sledgehammer! It was amazing! In case you missed it, here is the video:
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS STUNT WAS PERFORMED BY PROFESSIONALS IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.
Next week Mikey P will try another exciting stunt in the hopes of earning his coveted “Day Off!”
If you have any GREAT ideas for a Mikey P Summer of Stupidity Stunt, please comment below.
Cranky Call - The Banjo
If you really wanted to sell something, what lengths would you go to? Would you wake up in the middle of the night for an impromptu concert? Me neither. Luckily this guy would.
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Top Ten Barack Obama Potential Running Mates
10. The Dalai Lama - “Obama Lama 08!”
9. Dwayne Johnson - “Barack The Rock!”
8. The Pillsbury Dough Boy - “Barrack and Roll 2008!”
7. Leonard Nimoy - “Barack & Spock 2008!”
6. Star Jones - “Barrack Star!”
5. Syvester Stallone - “Baracky Balboa!”
4. Naomi Campbell - “Obama Drama!”
3. Al Gore - “Alobama!”
2. Your Mother - “Obama Yo Mama!”
1. Hillary Clinton - Ha!
Cranky Call - The Ticket
Don’t you hate getting tickets? Imagine how ticked off you would be if it was for something you didn’t even do! And, the cops were threatening jail time! This soccer mom goes off…
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Hot Dad Bikini Contest 2008
With Father’s Day just around the corner…it’s that time again! Time for the HOT DAD BIKINI CONTEST!!! This year we had 7 Super Hot Fathers from all over Jacksonville saunter into the studio and strip off their shirts to compete for the title of Jacksonville’s Hottest Dad! (There are still drool marks under Kris’ chair. Yuck!)
The voting will end this Thursday at midnight so make sure you check out all the man meat and cast your ballot before then. We will announce the winner live on the air this Friday June 13, 2008. CLICK HERE TO VIEW HOT DADS AND VOTE!
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Sharmen Lane: Manicurist to Millionaire
Sharmen Lane is an amazing woman. I know because she told me. Well, she didn’t come right out and bellow “I am an AMAZING woman!” But I could hear it in her tone, her confidence, and her story.
Shar started out selling pizza part-time and eventually worked her way up to selling wholesale mortgages worth millions of dollars. Now she shares all of her incredible stories and inspirational messages in a series of seminars, books, and motivational materials that can help anybody realize their full potential and accomplish all of their dreams and desires. You can learn all about her at SharSpeaks.com.
I was honored to have the chance to interview her. Listen for yourself and you’ll know what I mean:
Shar also stresses the importance of generosity. You can’t get if you don’t give. That is one of her main philosophies in life and it is one of the reasons she is as successful as she is. A generous heart will be met with abundance…sounds really deep, but trust me. It’s true!
As a token of her generosity Sharmen Lane is offering everyone who reads this post a copy of her book The 7 Secrets To Create Your Fate for the drastically reduced price of $1.00.
$1.00!
It’s a BOOK for a BUCK!
That’s the best deal you will get all day so I suggest you jump on it. I’ve read the book and believe me it’s worth a whole lot more. In fact, if you buy it, read it, and still don’t think that it was the best dollar you ever spent then you can send me an email and I will mail you your dollar back (minus 42 cents for postage, of course. And 58 cents handling.)
Click here now to get your copy of Shar’s Book for a Buck
Cranky Call - The Source
Being really white, I wanted to get some help with my ebonics. So, I went straight to The Source!
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