Entries Tagged as 'Websites'

FARK.com Founder Drew Curtis is a Funny Mother Farker!

fark1.jpgI love FARK.com. I steal find inspiration from it daily. It is a news site made specifically for people just like me: Childish, demented, risque, cynical, creative, and devilishly funny. First you start with a heaping helping of daily news from around the globe. Mix it with off-colored and mildly offensive humor, top with sarcasm, add a pinch of hate, serve cold with a side of boobies. That is FARK.com.

Drew Curtis is the “farking genius” behind the keyboard. From central Kentucky he has created an army of over 4 million “Farkers” (myself included) who keep each other informed and entertained by tirelessly trying to “out insult” the rest of the world. Then we all go out and get drunk.

Between combing through the thousands of link submissions and a keeping up with his liquid barley diet, Drew Curtis found six and a half minutes to talk with me. Listen to my interview with Drew Curtis below and then send it to a “Farkin’ friend.”

Want to know more? Buy Drew’s Book: It’s Not News, It’s FARK: How Mass Media Tries To Pass Off CRAP As News.

Like this Interview? You may also want to hear my interviews with:

Shoemoney.com founder Jeremy Schoemaker

Chris Core from XM Satellite Radio

Have a favorite blogger, webmaster, or person of interest that you think I should talk to? Leave me a comment and let me know!

***Want a Farkin’ Cool Website that makes TONS of CASH and costs you nothing? CLICK HERE. Go ahead, click! You’d be a Farkin’ Idiot not to!***

How-to Get Booked on Radio & TV Talk Shows & Be the Next Radio or TV Star!

radiostar.jpgFor several years I have been teaching a class to show folks how-to get FREE PUBLICITY as a Radio & TV guest. This is a subject that I know inside and out. Not only do I book radio guests for a living, but I have received an AWESOME amount of personal publicity using this very same system. I have received over $1 Million worth of free airtime for myself & my products. I can show you how-to do the same!

I used to teach this course exclusively at First Class in Washington, DC. However, when I moved to Jacksonville, it became more and more difficult to find places to teach. Then a really great friend of mine introduced me to the “Teleclass.” It’s just like a regular course only it’s all done through a conference calling station. Do you have a telephone? Great! Then you can take the class!

I immediately saw the amazing power of the “Teleclass.” Not only can people from all over the country (Well, I guess all over the world) attend the class, but they don’t have to go out of their way to do it. You can get the info from your bedroom, your kitchen, even the back porch. In fact, that’s exactly where I teach the class from. I stroll out onto the back porch and share my secrets under the stars! That’s the good news…

…here’s the bad news. MY TELECLASS IS LIMITED!!! I only have 19 spots left! It’s being held on Thursday, April 19th at 7:00 PM EST. It’s a jam-packed, info-loaded two-hour session that will show you exactly how-to get booked on Radio & TV shows and cash in on all of your FREE Publicity!

I have created a FANTASTIC website that runs through the AMAZING insider secrets that you’ll learn and describes in detail the $1500.00 worth of FREE BONUSES you will also receive when you sign-up!

Here is the address: www.RADIOPUBLICITYSTAR.com

If you are an author, a blogger, an inventor, a salesperson, a professional, anybody who wants FREE PUBLICITY then sign-up right now!

Again, there are only 19 spots left so hurry up!

www.RADIOPUBLICITYSTAR.com

I’ll see you on the 17th of April!

***If you have a blog, website, subscriber list, or large database of contacts that you feel could benefit from this program, please contact me about discounts and referral bonuses! mark(at)markkaye.com

The World’s Most Popular Blog

March was a record-breaking month for markkaye.com. I received over 11,000 unique visits and over 250,000 hits! (Special thanks to American Idol’s Blake Lewis for spewing hate on Sanjaya. I’m sure that helped!)starterglobefsm_2.jpg

I track my info through a program called Google Analytics, and one of the most interesting things on the stats page is the world map that shows you exactly where your visitors are coming from. I’m getting visitors from all over the world! In March alone I received visits from web surfers in the following countries:

Australia
Belgium
Brazil
Canada
China
Croatia
England
Finland
Germany
India
Indonesia
Ireland
Italy
Japan
Mexico
New Zealand
Norway
Pakistan
Peru
Russia
Serbia
South Africa
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Taiwan
Tanzania
Thailand
The Philippines
Turkey
United Arab Emirates…

…and of course, the good ol’ U S of A!

Isn’t that fascinating? So, here is my online goal for April:

I want at least one visitor from every country in the world!

There are 195 countries total (counting Taiwan and Tibet.) I already have 32 under my belt. That leaves only 165 to go. But, if I am going to do this by April 30th then I need your help.

If you know anybody who lives outside the US send them an email and tell them to visit www.markkaye.com/world.

Also, instruct them to pass the link around to all of their friends in different countries. I really think if we work together we can get this done pretty quickly!

Leave a comment when you swing by so we can track the progress as we go along. And maybe leave an interesting tidbit about where you are. For example, your comment might look like this:

“Hi this is Ingrid from Copenhagen. I enjoy hash bars, wooden shoes, and long walks along the dyke. My city is best know as the home of storyteller Hans Christian Anderson and for its fine tins of chewing tobacco that are very popular with NASCAR fans.”

Oh, and while I’m thinking of it, I am 3 states shy of covering the entire US.

Alaska, Vermont, North Dakota…where you at? Represent!

Click Here for the Global Resorts Network: Travel the World & Earn CASH!

*Internet Rockstar* Shoemoney.com Founder Jeremy Schoemaker Spills It!

shoe1.gifIf you spend as much time online as I do then you probably have a favorite blog. My wife, for example, swings by TMZ.com and Celebrity-Babies.com at least once a day. My co-host Kris spends hours on Cuteoverload and JDate (not a blog, but one of her favs.) And my mother, who is WAY too into Virtual Worlds is addicted to iVinnie.com.

Well, I have two favorite blogs: This one, and Shoemoney.com by Jeremy Schoemaker.

Shoemoney.com is more than just “Skills to Pay the Bills” as the meta-tag title claims. It is one half online money-making manual and one-half techno-geek personal diary. Instructional posts about Yahoo Search Marketing and the latest changes to Google Adsense are intertwined with “Airline Travel Tips” and photos of Jeremy’s home office, Hummer H2, and dog (not in that order.)

But aside from a REALLY interesting site, Jeremy Schoemaker is best known for one thing: the check he got from Google for $132, 994.97. For cyber-geeks and online entrepreneurs, it is legend. For Jeremy Schoemaker, it’s a day’s pay.

Listen to my interview below and go inside the mind of an online money-making master.

Visit Shoemoney.com for more information.

Have a favorite blogger? I’m always looking for people to interview! Post a comment and let me know where you like to surf.

CLICK HERE TO LEARN HOW YOU CAN GET $100,000.00 CHECKS TOO!

FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF! Your Website Stinks!? Download The BEST Website Creation Software in The Universe

cd_stack.jpgI love FREE stuff. As a radio DJ, a large portion of my time is spent giving away FREE stuff! Concert tickets, CD’s, T-Shirts, gift cards…you name it. Well I don’t want my website to be any different, so every so often I will be giving away FREE stuff! Starting right now!

Just for being a valued reader of this blog you can now download FREE Website Creation Software. The Best on the Web! If you have a website you want it to be awesome, right? You want it to look awesome, you want it to feel awesome. If you are using your website to promote or sell something then you definitely need software that will give you a professional-looking web presence. This is the software that can do it! And, it’s absoluetly FREE! Why? It’s my way of saying thanks for stopping by.

It’s called My Free Website Builder. Good name for it right? I’ve used it myself to create several different websites and sales pages. Here is an example of a page I created in about 20 minutes: www.100KFromHomeBiz.com

Also, My Free Website Builder is the personal choice of the Internet’s Top Selling Affiliate, Ewen Chia. He has made millions of dollars starting with just a Free Website Builder. Check out Ewen Chia’s Super Affiliate page.

It’s also great for creating family and personal pages. It is completely idiot proof and includes fantastic training videos…ALL FOR NOTHING!!!

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Keep checking back for more FREE stuff! Comment on this post to let me know what else would be cool to get for free…I have some connections…I’ll see what I can do!

And you’re welcome!

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Undercover Phone Detective Nails Creeps, Cheats, and Weirdos!

I love caller ID. It’s one of the greatest inventions in the entire world. You can see who is calling before you answer the phone! Genius. Because of caller ID I haven’t answered my phone since 2003.

But caller ID only gives you the number and, sometimes the name of the person who is calling in. What if you need more info? What if you are being harassed by a prank caller and you want to report them to the cops. What if you are trying to dodge a creditor and you just don’t recognize that number? What if you are trying to catch a cheating spouse or lover?

Enter Reverse Phone Detective.

Nobody can hide!

Take Reverse Phone Detective for a spin. Enter the phone number you want the “411″ on the box below and hit “Search.”

Nailed him! Did it work? Did you find it useful? Did you think I looked hot in my shades? Post a comment before you go!

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