There is nothing more naively entertaining than a single person telling me about what their life will be like after they are married.
The following are ACTUAL statements made by real live SINGLE PEOPLE:
“I get along so well with his parents. They are going to be the best in-laws!”
“We’re not going to get married until we have enough money to live happily.”
“When we’re married I’m going to dress sexy for my man all the time!”
“We’re living together so it’s like we’re already married.”
“I can’t wait to have kids!”
“My wedding day is going to be about us and NOT anybody else.”
“When we’re married we’re going to keep our separate bank accounts. We trust each other.”
“After we’re married we are going to have sex every single day!”
Hahahahaha! Single People. They crack me up!
What are some things single people have said that made you laugh? Leave your comment here.
