Top 10 Reasons Not To Call 911
August 1, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top 10 Mr. Rogers Replacements
August 1, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top 10 Derrick Harvey Contract Demands
August 1, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top 10 Rejected Top 10 Lists
August 1, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top 10 Mikey P Fantasy Leagues
August 1, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top 10 Design Features That Make the New Olympic Swimsuit SUPER-FAST!!!
June 30, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top 10 Design Features That Make the New Olympic Swimsuit SUPER-FAST!!! 
10. Patented “Silent but Deadly” propulsion system.
9. Inside of suit lined with trans-dermal, slow-release cocaine.
8. Suits equipped with Verizon High-speed DSL.
7. Supersonic crotch rockets.
6. Hallucinogens in the suit make swimmer believe they are being chased by a shark.
5. It’s just like the one Ghandi wore…(He went on a Super-fast too!)
4. Each suit comes with FREE laser hair removal from Ideal Image
3. Mens suit designed by FedEx, experts at delivering packages quickly.
2. Women’s suit designed by Paris Hilton, the fastest woman on the planet.
1. No restrictor plate.
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Top 10 Reasons Madonna and Guy Ritchie are Getting a Divorce
June 29, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top Ten Reasons Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Getting a Divorce
10. Still blaming each other for “Swept Away”
9. Guy tired of Cone Shaped Bra poking him in the eyes.
8. “Sex” book was evidently a work of fiction.
7. Britney is a MUCH better kisser than Guy.
6. She has decided to adopt a new husband from Malawi.
5. Madonna apparently NOT “Like a Virgin”
4. Her British accent is better than his…
3. She is wayyyyy “Ritchier” than he is!”
2. Guy tired of Madonna yelling out “Oh Sean” in bed!
1. Just never Got Into the Groove…
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Top Ten Barack Obama Potential Running Mates
June 12, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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10. The Dalai Lama – “Obama Lama 08!”
9. Dwayne Johnson – “Barack The Rock!”
8. The Pillsbury Dough Boy – “Barrack and Roll 2008!”
7. Leonard Nimoy – “Barack & Spock 2008!”
6. Star Jones – “Barrack Star!”
5. Syvester Stallone – “Baracky Balboa!”
4. Naomi Campbell – “Obama Drama!”
3. Al Gore – “Alobama!”
2. Your Mother – “Obama Yo Mama!”
1. Hillary Clinton – Ha!
Top Ten Board Books for Babies
January 1, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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My son Bean and I raided the playroom library and ranked the Top Ten Board Books for Babies. The winners were selected based on three important criteria: 1) Entertainment Value, 2) Plot, 3) Best Tasting. Click "Play" to see the complete list!
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Disagree with any of our selections? I don’t care. Ha! just kidding. Leave a comment and tell us which board books are your favorite…or I guess your child’s favorite!
