John Mayer (Don’t) Say – Playboy Magazine Interview Tribute
February 12, 2010 by Mark Kaye
Filed under Contests, Hot Headlines, Parodies
John Mayer is a racist? I don’t know about all that. But his questionable comments in his recent PLAYBOY magazine interview are making everyone pause and ask, “What the hell was he thinking?”
As a fan of John Mayer and his music, I created this tribute, not to mock him but to offer him some friendly advice. (Okay, and to mock him a little.)
John Mayer very smartly declined my request for an interview.
Genos Steaks Guy Says NO Michael Vick For Philadelphia Eagles
The news that Michael Vick was signed to the Philadelphia Eagles was really astonishing. Our listeners lit up the phones with their passionate opinions. We found folks on both sides of the tenuous issue: “Ban him for life!” “The Eagles are despicable!” “Let him play!” “Everyone deserves a second chance.”
Well, we decided to call up to Philly to find out what the local sentiment was regarding Michael Vick donning an Eagles jersey. Since it was 7:00 in the morning, we called a place that we KNEW was open 24/7. The World Famous “Geno’s Steaks.”
What do you think? Have the Eagles made a disgraceful decision? Or is Michael Vick an okay pick? Comment below.
Adam Lambert is Gay – A Musical Tribute!
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Adam Lambert comes out of the closet in Rolling Stone Magazine!
Wow Rolling Stone! Way to blow the lid off of that one! Make some room on the “Rolling Stone Awards Shelf” for the Pulitzer that I’m sure is on the way.
The media frenzy that the “Liberation of Adam Lambert” has caused inspired me to pay tribute to Adam’s poorly kept sexual secret with a musical tribute. So, I grabbed my Ukulele (not a euphemism) and came up with the following little song. I hope you enjoy it. (By the way, I was originally going to call this song “Duh,” but I landed on “Adam Lambert Is Gay.” I felt it rolls off the tongue a little easier.)
PS: If you are from West Virginia, please do not be offended. I know that not ALL of you marry your kin…just some.
EMINEN and “Bruno” Sacha Baron Cohen Parody
Here’s a little something I threw together in honor of the “EMINEM/Bruno incident” at the MTV Movie Awards last Sunday.
Please credit appropriately.
“Floconomy” by Mark Kaye feat. FLO RIDA!
March 4, 2009 by Mark Kaye
Filed under Celebrity Interviews, Hot Headlines, Parodies
Flo Rida swung by the studio to promote his upcoming album. He has the number 1 song on the Billboard Hot 100 and the number 1 download on iTunes.You can imagine how honored I was when he backed me up on a rhyme. You can watch the video below, then check me out on the MTV Video Music Awards in September 
Win “High School Musical 3″ on DVD!
March 1, 2009 by Mark Kaye
Filed under Contests, Hot Headlines
I am giving away my own personal copy of High School Musical 3 on DVD! (Only been watched once.) It’s “Senior Year” for Troy, Sharpay, the guy with the curly hair, and the girl who posed naked on the internet. This is a must have for your collection! Check out the video below for details about the contest and then visit http://markkaye.com/fans to enter!
CLICK HERE NOW TO ENTER AND WIN!
WARNING! ADULT CONTENT: “500 Lovemaking Tips & Secrets”
February 8, 2009 by Mark Kaye
Filed under Contests, The Endorser
I came across this fantastic ebook from one of Oprah’s experts. It’s called 500 Lovemaking Tips & Secrets. It’s not that I need any help in the bedroom arena, I was just looking for some great Valentines Day products. Boy did I find one! This book is hot!
The author is a guy named Michael Webb – The World’s Most Romantic Man. I don’t want to give too much away but I will say this…there are pictures
Watch the video, download the book, and then strap yourself in for a Valentines Day Night that you won’t soon forget!
There are some other great books with naughty titles that I shant mention here.
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD “500 LOVEMAKING TIPS & SECRETS”
Have a product that you would like me to endorse in an upcoming video? Drop me a line endorser(at)markkaye.com
Using My Power For GOOD Not EVIL…
I’m walking.
Not to lose the seven pounds that I put on last week at Myrtle Beach.
Not because gas prices are too high. Not because my car was stolen.
I’m walking to raise money for the American Heart Association. For the second year in a row The Kaye Family is walking the 5 mile Heart Walk in downtown Jacksonville. (Okay, Daniel and Annabel will technically not be walking, they will ride in the stroller…)
I know what you are thinking, “Mark Kaye? He doesn’t walk. He barely exercises at all!” Well, here is proof:
I have set a lofty goal (as I always do) of $1500. I am just about $1000 short. If you know someone who has suffered from heart disease, or if you are feeling extra generous today, or if you just reach into your pocket pants pocket and find a couple of bucks that you forgot about, please make a donation.
Have a heart and sponsor me for Heart Walk 2008!
Thanks so much!
PS: If you make a donation then you can hit me up later on when your kid is selling cookies or wrapping paper or some other crap like that…
Annabel The Baby Daredevil
My 6-month old daughter is an adrenaline junky! “Danger” is her middle name! (Actually it’s “Marie” but, whatever…)
The “Incredible Sulk!” – Breaking Cinder Blocks On Mikey’s Chest
This morning we gave Mikey P “4 Stunt Bucks” for allowing us to smash cinder blocks on his chest with a sledgehammer! It was amazing! In case you missed it, here is the video:
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS STUNT WAS PERFORMED BY PROFESSIONALS IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.
Next week Mikey P will try another exciting stunt in the hopes of earning his coveted “Day Off!”
If you have any GREAT ideas for a Mikey P Summer of Stupidity Stunt, please comment below.
