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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; The Motorcycle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This dude really loves his motorcycle! I really thought he was going to kill someone&#8230;namely me!]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This dude really loves his motorcycle! I really thought he was going to kill someone...namely me!

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		<itunes:summary>This dude really loves his motorcycle! I really thought he was going to kill someone...namely me!

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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; The Dirty Foreigner</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel gross if I don&#8217;t shower at least one time everyday. I couldn&#8217;t imagine how this woman feels showering as little as she does. (I&#8217;m not even going to discuss her toilet habits! Yuck!)]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>I feel gross if I don't shower at least one time everyday. I couldn't imagine how this woman feels showering as little as she does. ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I feel gross if I don't shower at least one time everyday. I couldn't imagine how this woman feels showering as little as she does. (I'm not even going to discuss her toilet habits! Yuck!)

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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; The Ticket</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Cranky" Calls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t you hate getting tickets? Imagine how ticked off you would be if it was for something you didn&#8217;t even do! And, the cops were threatening jail time! This soccer mom goes off&#8230;]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Don't you hate getting tickets? Imagine how ticked off you would be if it was for something you didn't even do! And, the cops were ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Don't you hate getting tickets? Imagine how ticked off you would be if it was for something you didn't even do! And, the cops were threatening jail time! This soccer mom goes off...

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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; Kentucky Jelly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gotta love that Kentucky Jelly! Yum, yum!]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Gotta love that Kentucky Jelly! Yum, yum!
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		<itunes:summary>Gotta love that Kentucky Jelly! Yum, yum!
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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; The Breast Implants</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Cranky" Calls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is the BREAST call ever! I still can&#8217;t believe what happened&#8230;after years of Cranky Callin&#8217; it still amazes me what people will do!]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This is the BREAST call ever! I still can't believe what happened...after years of Cranky Callin' it still amazes me what people will do!


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		<itunes:summary>This is the BREAST call ever! I still can't believe what happened...after years of Cranky Callin' it still amazes me what people will do!


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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; The Busted TV</title>
		<link>http://markkaye.com/cranky-call-the-busted-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Cranky" Calls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This Cranky Call is dedicated to Ken Amaro from First Coast News. We love you Ken! **This Cranky Call Brought to you by: 5 Ways For Teens To Make Money]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This Cranky Call is dedicated to Ken Amaro from First Coast News. We love you Ken!

**This Cranky Call Brought to you by: 5 Ways For ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This Cranky Call is dedicated to Ken Amaro from First Coast News. We love you Ken!

**This Cranky Call Brought to you by: 5 Ways For Teens To Make Money</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; Duke of Earl</title>
		<link>http://markkaye.com/cranky-call-duke-of-earl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Cranky" Calls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Real Estate agents have a special way of spinning things. They always seem to come up with something to say to potential buyers. Usually, it&#8217;s a load of crap. This woman is no exception. **This Cranky Call Brought to you by: 5 Ways For Teens To Make Money]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>5:06</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Real Estate agents have a special way of spinning things. They always seem to come up with something to say to potential buyers. Usually, it's ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Real Estate agents have a special way of spinning things. They always seem to come up with something to say to potential buyers. Usually, it's a load of crap. This woman is no exception.

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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; The Electrician</title>
		<link>http://markkaye.com/cranky-call-the-electrician/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Cranky" Calls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you wanted a new job, what would you say during the interview? What if the interviewer was being a real d!#k? **This Cranky Call Brought to you by: The Reverse Funnel System. Systems work…People fail. It’s that simple.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>5:15</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>If you wanted a new job, what would you say during the interview? What if the interviewer was being a real d!#k?

**This Cranky Call Brought ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>If you wanted a new job, what would you say during the interview? What if the interviewer was being a real d!#k?

**This Cranky Call Brought to you by: The Reverse Funnel System. Systems  workhellip;People fail. Itrsquo;s that simple.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author>Mark Kaye</itunes:author>
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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; The New Car</title>
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		<comments>http://markkaye.com/cranky-call-the-new-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Cranky" Calls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The problem with buying a car off the Internet is that you never really know who owned it before you. **This Cranky Call Brought to you by: The Reverse Funnel System. Systems work…People fail. It’s that simple.]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The problem with buying a car off the Internet is that you never really know who owned it before you.



**This Cranky Call Brought to you ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The problem with buying a car off the Internet is that you never really know who owned it before you.



**This Cranky Call Brought to you by: The Reverse Funnel System. Systems workhellip;People fail. Itrsquo;s that simple.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author>Mark Kaye</itunes:author>
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		<title>Cranky Call &#8211; The Angry Mother</title>
		<link>http://markkaye.com/cranky-call-the-angry-mother/</link>
		<comments>http://markkaye.com/cranky-call-the-angry-mother/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Kaye</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Cranky" Calls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If my mother ever got a call from my school saying I was being held back I am sure that she would be angry and upset&#8230;I don&#8217;t know if she would be THIS angry and upset&#8230; ***This Cranky Call Brought to you by: 5 Ways For Teens To Make Money]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>6:44</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>If my mother ever got a call from my school saying I was being held back I am sure that she would be angry and ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>If my mother ever got a call from my school saying I was being held back I am sure that she would be angry and upset...I don't know if she would be THIS angry and upset...



***This Cranky Call Brought to you by: 5 Ways For Teens To Make Money</itunes:summary>
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