Celebrity Father’s Day Greetings

Hulk Hogan from Nick Hogan:

“Roses are red, I’m lucky to be alive,

I’ll take you to lunch in 9 months, but You’ll have to drive.”

 

To Hulk Hogan from Brooke Hogan:

“Violets are blue, and so is the ocean,

I love it when you rub my inner thighs with lotion.”

To Billy Ray from Miley Cyrus:

“Roses are Red and you are my Pop

Maybe next time you won’t let me take off my top!”

To Ashton Kutcher from Bruce Willis:

“Roses and red and sometimes grow wild,

I still can’t believe my wife’s bangin a child!”

To President Bush from Jenna Bush:

“My bouquet was white when I married the guy I was dating,

And I took his last name to improve my approval rating.”

 

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