Fun Fact About Me: Before he was famous for being on Bravo or crashing a party at the White House, I stomped on grapes with Tareq Salahi.
Watch the proof:
What’s a fun fact about you? Comment below!
Celebrity Stuff
“Hydrangea-gate” has been one of the weirder celebrity controversies in the past few years. What’s most bizarre is that instead of letting it pass, Madonna has thrown fuel on the fire by releasing the following satirical video:
I guess she really does loathe hydrangeas. Not to be out done, and to give a voice to the voiceless flowers which have become the innocent victims of Madonna’s ire, I have produced a similar satirical video:
It’s time someone stuck up for the hydrangeas! Please share this post with the flower-lover in your life.
The Best App in the world is, of course, FAN MAIL:
But recently I stumbled across the SECOND best app in the world. It’s called Instagram and it rocks!
It makes the already cool photos I take even cooler. The square shape and the classic filters make documenting events with my iPhone even more exciting. I don’t just tell people what I’m doing, now I can show them in a really amazing way!
Here are some of my favorite Instagram moments:
Antique Mall Finds
First T-Ball Practice
Trying something new
Writing the news as haiku.
Will it suck? Let’s see.
Oscar host rumor.
Eddie Murphy? What the f–k?
Thank God I don’t watch.
Stock Market plunges.
Again. Also, sky is blue.
Oh, and grass is green.
Many upset by
Chaz Bono dancing. Really?
Nancy Grace, Relax!
Real Housewives debuts.
Bravo edits some scenes out.
Doesn’t help. Still blows.
Kim Kardashian
Is still married to that guy!
I’m in total shock!
Those are my haikus.
What did you think? Funny? Good?
Or do they just stink?
Celebrities seem to be “challenged” in the Baby naming department, so I thought I would brainstorm some names for the newest baby on the celebrity block. Here is my list of ten potential names from Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s baby:
10. Babyoncé
9. Bay-B
8. Destiny’s Child
7. Lucky Bastard
6. B to the Izz-A B to the Izz-Y
5. Grammy
4. Sasha Fierce Jr.
3. The Blueprint 4
2. Roca-bye Baby
1. Kanye West
Have a great baby name for Beyoncé and Jay-Z? Comment below. I will personally see to it that they read all of your suggestions!
