Mark Kaye

Facebook launched it’s new user interface today and everyone went ballistic! I haven’t seen so many people disgusted with a website since “Wikileaks” or “Two Girls One Cup.”

Anyway, if you are one of those people who just can’t wrap your head around the new layout and MUST have your old Facebook page back, there is only one way to do it…

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW TO GET OLD FACEBOOK BACK

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Do you love GLEE? Wanna get your hands on Sue Sylvester’s Dodgeball? I’m giving away the official GLEE Dodgeball used by us in the video below:

Winning is easy! Here’s what to do:

1. Take a picture of yourself with a big GLEE-style L on your forhead. Here, like this…

2. Post it on my facebook wall. Here’s the link: http://facebook.com/markkayefans

3. Tell all your friends to comment on your photo. The more comments you have the better your chance of winning!

That’s all you have to do. Seriously, you could be done in like, two minutes. Stop reading and go!

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Questions for Jesus

September 20, 2011

Am I your homeboy too?

Whose name do you yell out when you get really mad?

Do you get screwed in the gift department because your birthday lands on Christmas?

Who would you vote for?

What’s the least I can put in the envelope every week and still be in good standing?

Is it okay if I like the song “Pumped Up Kicks?”

Any early Super Bowl picks?

Does “Harry Potter” really worship Satan?

Can you do something about the brown spot on my lawn?

Are you upset that Ashton Kutcher is ganking your style?

So were they all dead at the end of LOST?

Was that you in my toast the other day? Sure looked like it!

Who’s the better carpenter? You or Ty Pennington?

Casey Anthony: She did it right?

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The Perfect 10

September 15, 2011

Today is my 10 year wedding anniversary. And it was perfect.

It began with this incredible blog post that my wife published recounting our post 9/11 wedding. It was the best gift I have ever received from anyone. I saw it at work and had to fight back tears when I read her heartfelt description of our friendship, our love, and our life. It was perfect.

Then she surprised me at work with my favorite drink from Starbucks: A “Triple Venti Cappucino with Whipped Cream.” I call it a “Leo” becasue it’s what Leonardo DiCaprio drinks. She had a “Blake.” It was a special surprise and it was perfect.

When we picked out our wedding rings ten years ago we both had “Baby I Love You” inscribed inside. The lady at the jewelry store suggested I get my wedding date instead so I would “never forget.” (What kind of douchebag forgets their wedding day?)

Ten years after putting a ring on my wife’s finger inscribed with “Baby I Love You,” I gave her this one:

Inside I had it engraved with just one word…

FOREVER.

Perfect.

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