Adam Lambert is Gay - A Musical Tribute!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Adam Lambert comes out of the closet in Rolling Stone Magazine!

Wow Rolling Stone! Way to blow the lid off of that one! Make some room on the “Rolling Stone Awards Shelf” for the Pulitzer that I’m sure is on the way.

The media frenzy that the “Liberation of Adam Lambert” has caused inspired me to pay tribute to Adam’s poorly kept sexual secret with a musical tribute. So, I grabbed my Ukulele (not a euphemism) and came up with the following little song. I hope you enjoy it. (By the way, I was originally going to call this song “Duh,” but I landed on “Adam Lambert Is Gay.” I felt it rolls off the tongue a little easier.)

PS: If you are from West Virginia, please do not be offended. I know that not ALL of you marry your kin…just some.