September 11th, 2008 – Monologue

It’s the seventh anniversary of the September 11th attacks on America, and this morning we paid tribute with a brief monologue. Many of you have asked for a copy of the monologue to share with other. Please feel free to share it with whomever you like.

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Using My Power For GOOD Not EVIL…

I’m walking.

Not to lose the seven pounds that I put on last week at Myrtle Beach.

Not because gas prices are too high. Not because my car was stolen.

I’m walking to raise money for the American Heart Association. For the second year in a row The Kaye Family is walking the 5 mile Heart Walk in downtown Jacksonville. (Okay, Daniel and Annabel will technically not be walking, they will ride in the stroller…)

I know what you are thinking, “Mark Kaye? He doesn’t walk. He barely exercises at all!” Well, here is proof:

http://tinyurl.com/5e7kfy

I have set a lofty goal (as I always do) of $1500. I am just about $1000 short. If you know someone who has suffered from heart disease, or if you are feeling extra generous today, or if you just reach into your pocket pants pocket and find a couple of bucks that you forgot about, please make a donation.

http://tinyurl.com/5e7kfy

Have a heart and sponsor me for Heart Walk 2008!

Thanks so much!

PS: If you make a donation then you can hit me up later on when your kid is selling cookies or wrapping paper or some other crap like that…

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