Hot Talk – Madonna and Guy Ritchie, House & Bride for Sale, and “Nuke the Fridge!”
Hot Talk time! Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. Also, there is a weirdo lady in South Florida who is selling her house and throwing in a bride FREE of charge! Plus, have you heard of “Nuking the Fridge.”
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Top 10 Design Features That Make the New Olympic Swimsuit SUPER-FAST!!!
June 30, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top 10 Design Features That Make the New Olympic Swimsuit SUPER-FAST!!! 
10. Patented “Silent but Deadly” propulsion system.
9. Inside of suit lined with trans-dermal, slow-release cocaine.
8. Suits equipped with Verizon High-speed DSL.
7. Supersonic crotch rockets.
6. Hallucinogens in the suit make swimmer believe they are being chased by a shark.
5. It’s just like the one Ghandi wore…(He went on a Super-fast too!)
4. Each suit comes with FREE laser hair removal from Ideal Image
3. Mens suit designed by FedEx, experts at delivering packages quickly.
2. Women’s suit designed by Paris Hilton, the fastest woman on the planet.
1. No restrictor plate.
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Top 10 Reasons Madonna and Guy Ritchie are Getting a Divorce
June 29, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Top Ten Reasons Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Getting a Divorce
10. Still blaming each other for “Swept Away”
9. Guy tired of Cone Shaped Bra poking him in the eyes.
8. “Sex” book was evidently a work of fiction.
7. Britney is a MUCH better kisser than Guy.
6. She has decided to adopt a new husband from Malawi.
5. Madonna apparently NOT “Like a Virgin”
4. Her British accent is better than his…
3. She is wayyyyy “Ritchier” than he is!”
2. Guy tired of Madonna yelling out “Oh Sean” in bed!
1. Just never Got Into the Groove…
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Cranky Call – People Magazine
June 29, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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I wanted to sell photos of my new daughter Annabel to People Magazine for millions of dollars…just like the celebs do! They weren’t interested. I’m canceling my subscription.
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HOT TALK – Dale Earnhardt, R. Kelly & Michael Jackson
This week on HOT TALK we covered The R. Kelly acquittal, Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s exciting return to victory lane, and the rumors that Michael Jackson may be headed to Vegas!
QUICK POLL:
Should R. Kelly have been acquitted? Yes or No? Leave a comment with your thoughts!
Cranky Call – The Dollar Store
June 16, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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Love the Dollar Store! Especially when they employee disgruntled, lethargic, and apathetic people like this chick.
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The “Incredible Sulk!” – Breaking Cinder Blocks On Mikey’s Chest
This morning we gave Mikey P “4 Stunt Bucks” for allowing us to smash cinder blocks on his chest with a sledgehammer! It was amazing! In case you missed it, here is the video:
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS STUNT WAS PERFORMED BY PROFESSIONALS IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.
Next week Mikey P will try another exciting stunt in the hopes of earning his coveted “Day Off!”
If you have any GREAT ideas for a Mikey P Summer of Stupidity Stunt, please comment below.
Cranky Call – The Banjo
June 12, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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If you really wanted to sell something, what lengths would you go to? Would you wake up in the middle of the night for an impromptu concert? Me neither. Luckily this guy would.
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Top Ten Barack Obama Potential Running Mates
June 12, 2008 by Mark Kaye
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10. The Dalai Lama – “Obama Lama 08!”
9. Dwayne Johnson – “Barack The Rock!”
8. The Pillsbury Dough Boy – “Barrack and Roll 2008!”
7. Leonard Nimoy – “Barack & Spock 2008!”
6. Star Jones – “Barrack Star!”
5. Syvester Stallone – “Baracky Balboa!”
4. Naomi Campbell – “Obama Drama!”
3. Al Gore – “Alobama!”
2. Your Mother – “Obama Yo Mama!”
1. Hillary Clinton – Ha!
Hot Dad Bikini Contest 2008
With Father’s Day just around the corner…it’s that time again! Time for the HOT DAD BIKINI CONTEST!!! This year we had 7 Super Hot Fathers from all over Jacksonville saunter into the studio and strip off their shirts to compete for the title of Jacksonville’s Hottest Dad! (There are still drool marks under Kris’ chair. Yuck!)
The voting will end this Thursday at midnight so make sure you check out all the man meat and cast your ballot before then. We will announce the winner live on the air this Friday June 13, 2008. CLICK HERE TO VIEW HOT DADS AND VOTE!
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